Lazy computer Guy !
Sunday 7 October 2012
Beautiful Lady
Man : I am looking for a beautiful lady
Woman : Here i come
Man : Good.. now help me to find her.. :-)
Woman : Here i come
Man : Good.. now help me to find her.. :-)
Thursday 20 September 2012
Here Is The Some Y_U_NO Jokes
- REAL LOVE, Y U NO SEEM TO EXIST ANYMORE?
- POWER NAP, Y U NO GIVE ME MORE POWER?
- FACEBOOK FRIENDS, Y U LIVE SO FAR AWAY? Y U NO LIVE NEXT DOOR?
- MARIAH CAREY, Y U NO TOUCH MY BODY, PUT ME ON THE FLOOR, WRESTLE ME AROUND, AND PLAY WITH ME SOME MORE?
- FAT PEOPLE, Y U NO LEAVE SKINNY PEOPLE CLOTHES ALONE? WE NO WANT TO SEE ALL THAT!
- U DON’T KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY USE ‘YOUR, YOU’RE, THEIR, THERE, AND THEY’RE.’ Y U NO GO BACK TO SCHOOL? DUMBASS!
- PERFECT BOYFRIEND, Y U NO EXIST?
- VOLDEMORT, Y U NO USE MAGIC POWERS TO GROW NOSE?
- I LIKE U, Y U NO LIKE ME?
- TIRED OF MEN STARING AT UR CHEST? Y U NO TURN AROUND, WE LIKE ASSES TOO.
- VICTORIA, Y U NO TELL ME SECRET?
- U SAY U SINGLE BY CHOICE, Y U NO REALIZE UR UGLY, U HAVE NO CHOICE?!
- DEAR THOUGHTS, Y U NO LET ME SLEEP?
- CARTOON CHARACTERS Y U NO CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES?
- BANK ACCOUNT, Y U NO HAVE ANY MONEY?
- MONDAY Y U NO FUN FUN FUN LIKE FRIDAY?
- I TEXT U LONG, SWEET TEXT.. U REPLIED BACK WITH ‘K’ =( …Y U NO RESPOND BACK WITH SWEET TEXT TOO?
- ONCE YOU GO BLACK, Y U NO COME BACK?
- LADIES, Y U ASK IF DRESS MAKES YOU LOOK FAT? Y U NO SEE YOUR FAT MAKES U LOOK FAT?
- I BRING YOU TO CANDYSHOP! Y U NO LICK LOLLIPOP?!
Men-Women !
Husbands are really innocent!
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Where is the money?
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Show me your Pockets
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I'll not give her the money, She spends all of my salary Booohoooo!
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Give me way... I am going for shopping.
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Thanks Sweetheart...........bye :)
American Joke
What do you call someone who speaks three languages?
"Multilingual".
What do you call someone who speaks two languages?
"Bilingual".
What do you call someone who speaks one language?
"An American".
keep smile :-)
Dont forget to post comment !
Joke !
It is said that Mohandas Ghandi was asked, "What is your opinion of American civilization?"
His reply: "I think it would be an excellent idea."
His reply: "I think it would be an excellent idea."
Dont Forget to comment on post !
Keep smile :)
Keep smile :)
Shit !
There are 3 guys that are stuck on a cliff. God has gave them each one wish, so they can escape the cliff.
But god says that in order for them to get their wish they have to run and jump off the cliff.
So the first guy gets a running start and then jumps and says " I wish i could be an eagle!" He goes flying.
The second guy runs and jumps and wishes to be an airplane, he goes flying. Then finally the last guy goes, he gets a running start and trips," SHIT!"
LAZY COMPUTER GUY !
01. I need to go to collage today
02. I need Pack my bag
03. Tomorrow :)
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