Jokes
page contains jokes and lot of funny stuff. Also contains T-shirt quotes. Can make you laugh. All new jokes and funny stuff. FUN and JOKES, Funny Pictures, Funny Quotes and much more...
Sunday 7 October 2012
Beautiful Lady
Man : I am looking for a beautiful lady
Woman : Here i come
Man : Good.. now help me to find her.. :-)
Woman : Here i come
Man : Good.. now help me to find her.. :-)
Thursday 20 September 2012
Here Is The Some Y_U_NO Jokes
- REAL LOVE, Y U NO SEEM TO EXIST ANYMORE?
- POWER NAP, Y U NO GIVE ME MORE POWER?
- FACEBOOK FRIENDS, Y U LIVE SO FAR AWAY? Y U NO LIVE NEXT DOOR?
- MARIAH CAREY, Y U NO TOUCH MY BODY, PUT ME ON THE FLOOR, WRESTLE ME AROUND, AND PLAY WITH ME SOME MORE?
- FAT PEOPLE, Y U NO LEAVE SKINNY PEOPLE CLOTHES ALONE? WE NO WANT TO SEE ALL THAT!
- U DON’T KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY USE ‘YOUR, YOU’RE, THEIR, THERE, AND THEY’RE.’ Y U NO GO BACK TO SCHOOL? DUMBASS!
- PERFECT BOYFRIEND, Y U NO EXIST?
- VOLDEMORT, Y U NO USE MAGIC POWERS TO GROW NOSE?
- I LIKE U, Y U NO LIKE ME?
- TIRED OF MEN STARING AT UR CHEST? Y U NO TURN AROUND, WE LIKE ASSES TOO.
- VICTORIA, Y U NO TELL ME SECRET?
- U SAY U SINGLE BY CHOICE, Y U NO REALIZE UR UGLY, U HAVE NO CHOICE?!
- DEAR THOUGHTS, Y U NO LET ME SLEEP?
- CARTOON CHARACTERS Y U NO CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES?
- BANK ACCOUNT, Y U NO HAVE ANY MONEY?
- MONDAY Y U NO FUN FUN FUN LIKE FRIDAY?
- I TEXT U LONG, SWEET TEXT.. U REPLIED BACK WITH ‘K’ =( …Y U NO RESPOND BACK WITH SWEET TEXT TOO?
- ONCE YOU GO BLACK, Y U NO COME BACK?
- LADIES, Y U ASK IF DRESS MAKES YOU LOOK FAT? Y U NO SEE YOUR FAT MAKES U LOOK FAT?
- I BRING YOU TO CANDYSHOP! Y U NO LICK LOLLIPOP?!
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Man : I am looking for a beautiful lady Woman : Here i come Man : Good.. now help me to find her.. :-)